Tuesday, February 21, 2012

The NFL is selecting 250 lucky fans to workout at the scouting combine this weekend.
To qualify, interested people had to write a short essay.
You know it's a fantasy camp since half the draft-eligible players couldn't do that.
Boston Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo threw a ball at a ref and hit him directly in the chest.
First call he got was from the league suspending him for two games.
Second call was from the Red Sox pitching coach.

Monday, February 20, 2012

The Boston Red Sox new JetBlue Park spring training facility in Fort Meyers, FL is called Fenway South.
Its got the exact same field dimensions, a 37-foot Green Monster in left, and a pub in the clubhouse.

Friday, February 17, 2012

What's going on in that Adidas commercial where the marching band is running down the street?
Are they escaping a hazing?
Little known fact: Pekingese Malachy, the Asian sensation who lit up Madison Square Garden, still sleeps in his brother's dog house.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Due to popular demand, Vince Carter's been added to the rosters for the NBA's Fading Stars Challenge.
The Glasgow Rangers filed for bankruptcy protection.
They're so desperate for money they've started selling William Wallace bobbleheads.
Chase Budinger, Paul George, Iman Shumpert and Derrick Williams...
Is this the NBA dunk contest or a witness protection program?

Monday, February 13, 2012

A Provincial Court judge has ruled there will be no video coverage of the Vancouver riot trials.
Which means it's getting slightly less air time than the Canucks on CBC.
Maryland quarterback Danny O'Brien is transferring, and doesn't have to sit out a year if he graduates this spring and enrolls in a master's program not offered at Maryland.
Like Fashion Design?

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Hines Ward responded to reports that the Steelers were going to cut him by saying that their stadium was named after him and that it would be like the Packers cutting Curly Lambeau.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

A young Asian Knicks star: Woody Allen must be in heaven.