Stephon Marbury has agreed to a contract buyout with the New York Knicks.
Under terms of the agreement, the Knicks will pay him $2 per tattoo.

Unlikely but true NBA headline: "Boozer returns to Utah".

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman says the All-Star Game will be coming to North Carolina.
Excellent. I look forward to seeing whittlin' added to the SuperSkills competition.

Lou Holtz will coach a Notre Dame alumni squad against Japan's national football team July 25 at Tokyo Dome.
And you thought Japan was already one of the rainiest countries - wait til they experience a Holth preth conferenth.

The Atlanta Falcons are shopping around Michael Vick, due to be released in five months.
So far they've only heard from Al Davis and Cruella de Vil.

Chicago, Madrid, Tokyo, Rio de Janeiro and Shreveport submit bids for 2016 Olympic Games.

Interesting that so many national media who blasted Brett Favre failed to notice that the team (Green Bay) who let him go last year went from 13-3 to 6-10, and the team (NY Jets) that picked him up this year went from 4-12 to 9-7.

Eastern Washington was hit with heavy sanctions by the NCAA Wednesday.
Shock waves went through college football as if The Pink Panther 2 had been banned from the Oscar ceremonies.

Louisiana may be short on subsidy payments it makes to help keep the Saints in New Orleans.
Where would they relocate to?
Considering the Jazz wound up in Salt Lake City, the Saints are a good bet for Las Vegas.

Alex Rodriguez has also tested positive for catnip.

A 60-year-old Calgary woman has given birth to twin boys after trying to conceive for 40 years.
Debate is raging across Canada over the ethics of bringing two more Flames fans into the world.

They say marijuana is a gateway drug.
I guess Kellogg was worried about Michael Phelps getting into frosted flakes.