All pro soccer games in Mexico this weekend will be played without fans in the stadia.
Good precaution: the Florida Marlins have never had an infectious disease outbreak in Dolphins Stadium.

The Swine Flu scare has gotten so bad, Mike Vick has taken to calling himself Ron Honduras.

Its become clear that the main feature of the Oakland Raiders draft war room is a dartboard.

NFL commish Roger Goodell dismissed reports the NFL has held "substantive talks" with London to host a Super Bowl.
Good; for a moment I thought they'd hired Gary Bettman as a consultant.

14 of the record 20 home runs hit in the first four games at new Yankee Stadium have been to right field, raising concerns there may be a wind tunnel.
Old Yankee Stadium, of course, also had a wind tunnel: emanating from George Steinbrenner's office.

USC coach Pete Carroll is writing a book.
The working title is: "Can You Believe I'm 18 Years Older Than Angel Cabrera?"

The last living Titanic survivor is auctioning off mementos from the era, including a canvas mail sack she may have been lifted into a lifeboat in, letters from the estate of a fellow survivor, and a Joe Paterno rookie card.

In winning the #1 pick in the NHL Draft, the New York Islanders will now start entertaining offers from Brian Burke and the Toronto Maple Leafs, who covet John Tavares worse than Freddie Prinze, Jr. wants another Scooby Doo movie.

A concrete viewing platform has collapsed before a NASCAR event at Ohio's Columbus Motor Speedway.
Paleolithic experts are racing to examine the scene.

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Hollywood (VLM) - Film buffs across North America today are buzzing with anticipation over the opening of "Observe and Report", which features a large role for one of Hollywood's most elusive stars, the notoriously camera-shy Seth Rogen.

"You never know what you're going to get with Seth," said fan Jay Walker, of Chatsworth, CA. "He has such a chameleon-like persona. One movie he's a bemused slacker; a few years later he re-emerges as a sardonic pothead."

Often considered the J.D. Salinger of celluloid, Rogen has been little seen in recent years. His last public appearance is believed to have been in Dallas in 2006, where he was Grand Marshall of the annual Support For The War On Drugs Parade.

Paparazzi trying to take photos at Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's second wedding last weekend say they had their car windshields shot out by her bodyguards.
Seems a little hypocritical given her husband's team's history with illicit videography.

In allowing 13 baserunners and six runs in 4.1 innings, along with zero strikeouts, C.C. Sabathia had the worst New York debut since Carrie: The Musical.

A U.S. bankruptcy judge said Michael Vick needs to make $7.5 to 8 million per over the next three years to break even financially.
That's about as likely to happen as him winning The Iditarod.

The Sacramento Kings retired Vlade Divac's #21.
The jersey will lie on the floor of Arco Arena.