MLS passes new rule prohibiting use of Friendster during matches.

An Aussie rugby player was arrested for trying to have sex with a parking meter.
He was just trying to do what parking meters have always done to us.

Serena Williams was fined $10,000 for threatening to kill a line judge.
Terrelle Pryor asks: what's the big deal?

The CFL rejected the Alouettes protest of their last-minute loss at the B.C. Lions.
It was the most disappointing road trip for a group of Montrealers since the Men Without Hats reunion tour.

Lou Holtz is the ultimate house-sitter.
He can both talk to the plants and water them at the same time.
When people get home from vacation, the house looks like a Rainforest Cafe.

The Pacman Jones to Winnipeg deal is off after Jones got a look at Manitoba strip clubs.

Pacman Jones signed with the CFL's Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
That may not be the best environment for him, as locals carry guns for protection against Manitoba mosquitos.