The NFL should listen up on head injuries: if anyone knows anything about malfunctioning brains it's the U.S. Congress.

Shocking admission from Andre Agassi that caught the public unawares: he has a book coming out.

With each passing game, Native Americans' Supreme Court case that being associated with the Washington Redskins is offensive is mounting.

Where is Danica Patrick in the IndyCar series standings?
Bob Griese says she's out having a Cosmo.

The 0-7 Tampa Bay Buccaneers are lucky NFL Europe no longer exists.
After their loss at Wembley Stadium they might be facing relegation.

In interviews, Edmonton Oilers G Jeff Deslauriers sounds uncannily like Fred from MacInTalk.

The 0-7-1 Maple Leafs are the biggest flop in Toronto since the Lord of the Rings musical.

Thank goodness B.C. Place Stadium's retractable roof is going to be finished in time for the 2011 Grey Cup.
I can't imagine a big late November football game in Vancouver without sunshine.

Roger Goodell says he's not sure which city the NFL will first have a team competing in: L.A., London or St. Louis?

An ice skating bear attacked two people in the Russian state circus, killing one.
The Anaheim Ducks immediately placed it on their negotiation list.

The Chad Ochocinco iPhone app lets fans track and stay in touch with the Bengals WR.
The Brett Favre app was discontinued after it kept switching service providers.

A court trustee revealed the New York Mets made a profit of $48 million in the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme.
Johan Santana must be wondering what's worse: 150 years in prison or 7 years on the Mets?

StubHub sent out an e-mail Monday offering Mets' playoff tickets.
"Be there alongside your New York Mets as they chase baseball immortality."
Apparently, baseball immortality is found on boats and golf courses in Florida.

The postseason umpires have made more wrong calls than the Fort Collins, CO police department.

Only three cities - the fewest in 30 years - are bidding to host the 2018 Winter Olympics.
There are more cities vying to host the next NAMBLA convention.

The New England Patriots and Tampa Bay Buccaneers meet at Wembley Stadium in London Sunday.
This is the equivalent of Arsenal playing Portsmouth in the U.S.
The NFL UK boss says the Bucs have a "strong fan base" in London.
Oh yeah, if you are wearing Patriots colors instead of the red and pewter in Bucs fan territory in London, trouble's a-brewin'.

The Titans lost 59-0 at New England.
It was the worst performance in snow since the cast of "Snowbeast".

Approximately 5000 fans watched Phoenix host the St. Louis Blues Thursday night.
The Coyotes season ticket list has fewer last names than a Brazilian soccer roster.

Usually objects launched that high into the Colorado air originate from the Coors Field pitching mound.

The Maple Leafs are 0-6 and the Argonauts are 3-11; the Buffalo Bills should fit right in in Toronto.

The Bengals are in first place in the AFC North.
The last time they were on top of something it was the Cincinnati police blotter.

The Chicago Cubs filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Monday.
Their next celebrity 7th-inning stretch singer will be MC Hammer.

Experts project that the swine flu could cause more lost U.S. worker productivity this winter than any affliction other than March Madness.

Florida Governor Charlie Crist has issued a statement backing embattled FSU coach Bobby Bowden.
It was a highly unusual show of public support, as the governor's office usually only gets involved with significant state events and election results.

Golf and rugby have been voted into the Olympics for 2016.
Bocce and parkour went home empty-handed.

The Pontiac Silverdome is for sale.
Does Jay Leno need a new garage?

Canadian PM Stephen Harper reminded Governor General Michaelle Jean that she is not the country's Head of State, after she twice referred to herself as such in a speech.
Harper's clarification on the "Head of State" was applauded by many - particularly Leafs president Brian Burke, who thought he was.

Southern Indiana has been banned from the NCAA Basketball Tournament for alleged violations.
And my bracket gets busted earlier every year.

San Francisco 49ers draft pick Michael Crabtree finally signed a contract today after threatening to sit out his entire NFL career.

The Yankees have decided the ALDS will begin Wednesday night to maximize their home field advantage.
First pitch is 11:00pm in Bronx Park.

The Tigers Miguel Cabrera was taken to a Detroit police station at 6 a.m. after getting into a drunken fight with his wife over whether or not to activate Adam Everett on their fantasy team.

The New York Islanders are threatening to move.
Not even Hamilton, Ontario is interested.

A new book alleges that an employee at an Arizona cryogenics company swung a monkey wrench to dislodge a tuna can stuck to Ted Williams, but instead missed and accidentally hit the famous slugger's head.
Was D-back 3B Mark Reynolds working at the facility?

Rio de Janeiro is so ready to host the Olympics: the shooting venues are already up.

Brett Favre Viking jerseys have flown off the shelves.
It's the NFL's biggest secondary revenue stream after Flozell Adams.