Wednesday, April 28, 2010

LA Lakers F Adam Morrison wins the NBA's 15th Man Award.
Major League Baseball announced a big Twitter crackdown, asking MLB.com beat writers to refrain from posting about non-baseball topics, and warning players about Twitter usage in general.
Great: now I'm not going to get Milton Bradley's tips right as we head into gardening high season.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Was that the NFL Draft or Wagner's Ring Cycle?

Friday, April 23, 2010

A Pennsylvania man is accused of murdering his wife and setting their house on fire after an argument about the Penguins-Senators 3OT playoff game.
Dude, it's only the first round.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

A prototype of the next generation iPhone was found in a bar.
Tech bloggers are fascinated by the camera flash, an improved battery, and the drunken-Jerry Jones-rant ring tone.

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Baltimore Orioles magic number is 911.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Sketchiest flight: Tehran-Reykjavik, and Ben Roethlisberger's on the plane.
Experts say more CO2 will come out of that Icelandic volcano in the next week than the whole human race will emit in an entire year.
Does that include Chad Ochocinco?
There's no truth to the rumblings that the higher-than-expected NBA salary cap announced Friday was designed to help the New York Knicks.
The press release from the league was presented to attending media in frozen envelopes.
A man was jailed for intentionally vomiting on Phillies fans during the Nationals 14-7 loss to Philadelphia Wednesday.
Are they sure it was intentional? Have you seen Washington starter Craig Stammen pitch?

Friday, April 16, 2010

CNN released its annual list of the world's most dangerous cities.
Shouldn't they have waited until they saw the Pittsburgh Steelers road schedule?
Tim Tebow wants to know if we can all have a minute of silence for the eye-black message in college football.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

The University of Kentucky's 2010 basketball recruiting class simultaneously signed their LOIs and declared for the 2011 NBA Draft.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

The USGA said it received Tiger Woods official entry for the U.S. Open Monday.
He was going to text it in but he was already over his rate plan for the month.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Umpire crew chief Joe West called the lengthy Yankees-Red Sox games "pathetic and embarrassing".
Sounds like someone's upset about losing post-game dinner reservations.

Monday, April 05, 2010

Cleveland Browns nose tackle Shaun Rogers pleaded not guilty to a felony charge of carrying a loaded handgun in his airplane handbag.
Maybe he claimed it belonged to the 2nd seat he had to purchase.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Tiger Woods is now sporting a goatee.
Is he hoping no one recognizes him at The Masters?