Charlie Sheen says he took drugs to improve his pitching for the filming of Major League.
We're expecting a similar revelation from Bill Lee regarding his Spaceman documentary.

The NBA lockout could potentially result in a 50-game season starting in January, where every game means something and all the teams are competing in a sprint for the playoffs.
There's a downside, too.

The Pittsburgh Penguins have reportedly reached an agreement with Jaromir Jagr: he will receive $2 million over 1 year to never grow that mullet again.

The hacker group LulzSec says it is disbanding and they will retire the number 01.

It was Mexican Police Bobblehead Night for the first 10,000 fans through the gate at the Rose Bowl Saturday night for the Gold Cup final.
The head is detachable.

After the NHL Awards show, the players whooped it up in Vegas.
Jeff Skinner was spotted at Chuck E. Cheese.

Are they overdoing it at the NHL Awards?
Gary Bettman won the Gary Bettman Trophy as top commissioner.

The Jazz can't decide what to do with their first-round pick Thursday.
They draft 3rd overall, after the Cavaliers and the Kardashians.

Rutgers University is taking the naming rights to its football stadium very literally.
The Scarlet Knights - who finished dead last in the Big East last year, scoring a mere 20 points per game - will now be playing in HighPoints Solution Stadium.

The Yankees Eduardo Nunez hit a double into a flock of seagulls at Wrigley Field.
It was the first time a hit had been anywhere near the '80s hair band in decades.

Let's hope Bethesda, Maryland gets through the weekend without any U.S. Open riots.

I hope Dallas does a better job of putting on a motorcade this time.

LeBron James has been outscored by Dirk Nowitzki 52-11 down the stretch during the finals.
This is the worst 4th-quarter performance since Enron.

Terrelle Pryor reportedly spent his Ohio State income on shoes, hats and belts. After he flunks out of the NFL, expect to see him in Sex and the City 3.

The SEC voted to limit football signings at 25 per year.
To $0 lease cars at local dealerships.

Derek Jeter is now just 16 hits shy of #3000.
It should be an exciting couple of months ahead.

U2 singer Bono was picked up hitchhiking in West Vancouver by Edmonton Oiler Gilbert Brule.
Bono almost got picked up a few minutes earlier by Gary Bettman, but he wouldn't get in the car after Bettman insisted on charging him a relocation fee.