The Patriots acquired Albert Haynesworth and Chad Ochocinco.
Are they trying to return to the Super Bowl, or land a reality series?

Manchester United won the MLS All-Star Match, thus securing home-field for England in next year's Olympic soccer tourney.

They had the lottery for the New York same-sex marriages.
The Knicks won it with a frozen envelope.

Bad timing award for the Toronto Raptors: one NBA player was quoted as saying he'd consider playing "in Europe or Canada" if the strike was prolonged.

There was a hangup Thursday night in the ratification of the owners' proposal.
It appears the Florida teams may have voted more than once.

The Orioles are so desperate for pitching, they just went out and signed Jonnie Marbles.

Japan won the Women's World Cup, despite at times looking like they had less game than a Tamagotchi.

One bad aspect of South Sudan achieving independence: Canada's world soccer ranking dropped another notch.

Chad Ochocinco said if the NFL lockout goes any longer, he hopes to play in the NBA this fall instead.