Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from the New York Nets Kris Humphries.
Just goes to show when couples are home together and not working they drive each other crazy.

Tim Horton's is the title sponsor for the 2012 NHL All-Star Game.
Will Don Koharski be the honorary referee?

Illinois-Penn State = postal chess on grass.

Recruits often text friends from the sidelines at big games.
At Illinois-Penn State they are calling their parents to come and get them.

Joe Paterno is watching from up in a box, calling down plays on Tony La Russa's bullpen phone.

I'm not sure who has worse aim: the Penn State QBs or the snowballs from the student section.

Generators and fuel were confiscated from the Occupy Wall Street protesters.
Of course they were: the Knicks management needs to get through the next few months.

The NFL plans to start using metal detectors at games.
Mostly for security purposes; but the Cardinals Bill Bidwell is looking for coins fallen out of fans pockets.

An 8-foot-tall Lego man washed up on a Florida beach.
The Miami Heat want to talk to him, and why not?
He probably has more mobility than Erick Dampier.

After zero NFL teams showed up to watch Terrell Owens workout, his agent Drew Rosenhaus said he'd get a video of the event to teams.
It will be available through Netflix.

MLB commissioner Bud Selig says the Red Sox and Cubs have until November 1 to decide on compensation for Theo Epstein.
The major hangup in negotiations for Epstein's move from Boston to Chicago is how much polar expedition clothing he needs to survive the winter.

The NBPA is convinced the league has an 82-game contingency schedule ready to go.
4-5 games for each team, then the playoffs? That sounds doable.

Rugby World Cup Final: All-Blacks versus All-Whites. Is France trying to sell us Glad trash bags?

The University of Texas Longhorns finally have a serious recruiting rival for the state's teens: Mexican drug cartels.

Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz with the worst handshake since the Potsdam Conference.

A couple has been charged with child endangering after leaving their 9-year-old foster son at a Cleveland Browns game.
Could have been worse: at least they didn't leave him at a St. Louis Rams game.

The National Basketball Players Association is apparently having trouble getting enough people coming out to their meetings.
Well, stop scheduling them for around 4:20pm.

The St. Louis Cardinals store at Busch Stadium is selling stuffed toy rally squirrels.
Richard Gere action figure sold separately.

At a press conference, NBA commissioner David Stern announced that the first two weeks of the season have been cancelled, and Greg Oden has suffered an undisclosed leg injury.

Does Penn State travel to games in a team DeLorean?

Boomtown Rats eliminated from Monday Night Football theme song consideration.

Ryan Kesler is out of the Vancouver Canucks opener.
His injury's healed, but he's been kidnapped by Sean Avery.

The NBA owners and players meet again Tuesday on what they agree is a very important day.
Fast Five is released on DVD.

Because of weather problems, it took the Yankees and Tigers two days to complete Game 1 of their ALDS.
This phenomenon used to be known as a Mike Hargrove at bat.