Saturday, December 31, 2011

A camera fell from the sky and landed on the field in Tempe, AZ late in the game Friday night.
Oklahoma ended up beating Iowa 31-14 in the Truman Bowl.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Reports say Terrell Owens is close to signing a contract with the Allen Wranglers of the Indoor Football League.
The only thing standing in the way is a competing offer from the Nerf Football League.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

"Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows"?
Do they investigate BALCO?
Prolific ball-dropper Braylon Edwards has been cut by the San Francisco 49ers but is hoping to find work in Times Square on New Year's Eve.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

The Sheraton Hawaii Bowl continued Sheraton's tradition of having a great staff-to-guest ratio.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The NCAA ruled that Ohio State has to spend next year's bowl season at Barry Bonds' house.

Friday, December 16, 2011

No jail time for Barry Bonds.
Instead, he was sentenced to 30 days in his black leather recliner.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Major League Baseball passed a new rule banning players from having corporate logo tattoos.
There goes Derek Jeter's new FTD Flowers gift baskets endorsement.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Peyton Manning's comeback training is going well.
He hopes to return to the field in time for the Pro Bowl.

Monday, December 12, 2011

The Seahawks and Marshawn Lynch with a strong showing on Monday Night Football.
The post-game injury report mostly consisted of shoulder problems for Skittles marketing execs who high-fived themselves non-stop.
Lamar Odom was the NBA's 6th Man of the Year last season.
Ironically, Kim Kardashian hands out an identically-named award.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Lakers traded Lamar Odom to the Mavericks for draft picks.
E! instantly dropped the reality series Khloe & Lamar, which will now be broadcast on the Cowboys Stadium JumboTron.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Reports say NL MVP Ryan Braun has tested positive for PEDs.
Also, Prince Fielder has tested positive for nachos.

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Usually when a deal falls apart in L.A. it involves a faulty scale.

Monday, December 05, 2011

Good news for Tiger Woods: he finally won a golf tournament.
The bad news is the course included a miniature windmill as a hazard.

Sunday, December 04, 2011

The Miami Marlins are trying to up their dismal attendance by narrowing their geographical parameters from a state to a city in hopes of making it easier for fans to find them.
Suspended Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh lost control of his car early Saturday morning in Portland, Oregon and hit a curb, light pole, drinking fountain and tree.
Suh is appealing the accident, saying he was just trying to get his balance.