The new Spider-Man out this week, trying to get some of the success The Avengers had.
New Batman later this month.
Hollywood has adapted so many comic books, next they are going to start buying the movie rights to NBA players' skin.

So the Edmonton Oilers won the Justin Schultz sweepstakes.
After seeing some video of his Wisconsin days, the main thing I came away with was the WCHA needs to start shooting in HD.
The last time I saw footage that grainy I was watching a guy in a Bigfoot costume walking next to a creek bed in Northern California.
Who is Wisconsin's cameraman, Adrian Zapruder?

I finally watched Baseball, the documentary by Ken Burns.
18 and a half hours.
It consists of four Josh Beckett starts.

These Euro fans from Italy and Spain are amazing.
Spending 3 weeks in Poland and Ukraine supporting your team?!?
Luckily, no one over there has a job.

Another great NBA Draft moment: when the Kardashians traded 2 second cousins for the 45th pick.

My favorite part of the draft was when the Jazz traded two 3rd round picks to Michael Jordan for the Bobcats 2nd rounder.

NBA #1 overall draft pick Anthony Davis has trademarked his unibrow.
Legal challenges are expected from The Jim Henson Company on behalf of Animal.

Jamie Moyer signed a contract with the Blue Jays and has been assigned to Las Vegas.
Wouldn't Reno have been more appropriate?

Saudi Arabia will allow women to compete in the Olympics for the first time.
London 2012 has responded by hiring extra lifeguards for swimming events.
Is Speedo going to be making burqas?

Saudi Arabia will allow women to compete in the Olympics for the first time.
Good thing auto racing is not an event for the Games.
Driving around the track with a red "L" sign on the back window.

A sleep-deprived Chinese soccer fan died after staying up 11 nights in a row watching every Euro match.
That's a shock to many North American sports fans, who can't believe watching soccer and sleep-deprived could ever go together.

Curt Schilling's 38 Studios inhaled more money than Studio 54.

Is it like the Stanley Cup, will Lebron get to take the trophy home to Ohio for a few days to show it off?

The BCS commissioners will recommend a 4-team playoff to the Presidential Oversight Committee.
The SEC is leading the charge, noting the games will be played at neutral sites like Miami, Atlanta, Dallas and New Orleans.

The Sandusky trial: there are so many Penn State fans on the jury, I'm afraid when they announce the verdict they will be in formation as a cheerleading pyramid.

Rich Rodriguez at Arizona?
The only "Desert Swarm" will be his coaching staff at the local Sunday buffet.

Doctors have red-flagged highly-rated NBA Draft prospect Jared Sullinger of Ohio State.
Apparently, when the x-ray photos of his back were analyzed they looked like headshots of Greg Oden.

This just in: Greek voters thought they were choosing to stay in the Euro soccer tournament.

Greece and the Czech Republic advanced from Group A at Euro 2012.
It's the first Czech most of the Greeks have seen in awhile.

The BC Place Stadium roof is more porous than a Shawn Kemp condom.

Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers was inside the ropes with an ESPN badge following the Tiger/Phil/Bubba group at the US Open.
There were numerous reports of spectators yelling "Go Pack!" at him.
These are 49ers fans...maybe they were saying "Go back!"

Danish striker Nicklas Bendtner reportedly sold ad space on his underwear.
Derek Jeter was setting up a deal like that, but Trojan pulled out at the last second.

NBA personalities are coming to the defense of commissioner David Stern, saying the NBA Draft lottery is absolutely not fixed.
Patrick Ewing was going to fire off a letter of support, but his tongue got frozen to the envelope while he was licking it.

R.A. Dickey is working on his next book, "Whenever I'm Overshadowed".

Controversy this week over charges that Russia is continuing to ship weapons to hooligans at Euro 2012.

It's a fine line between the L.A. Kings Stanley Cup parade and the lineup to get into Space Mountain.

England's opening Euro soccer match versus France drew a majority of British TV viewers, or a 56% share.
What they don't tell you is it was up against reruns of Antiques Roadshow, Upstairs, Downstairs, and a documentary on a Scottish farmer who claims he had an affair with the Loch Ness Monster.

Chad Ochocinco signed with the Dolphins, after they agreed to build replicas of the Marlins' home run celebration display in the end zones.

Somali militants placed a bounty of 10 camels for information on President Obama's whereabouts.
I suggest they check the schedule for the NBA Finals.

Metta World Peace spent Sunday afternoon hiking in the mountains near Vancouver.
The local bears carried air horns and pepper spray.

Six pitchers combined to share on a no-hitter for the Mariners.
Fidel Castro sent his congratulations.

I'll Have Another withdrew from The Belmont due to injury and will be retired.
The Canadian-owned horse will spend its winters in Scottsdale, AZ, 'cause that's the law.

I'll Have Another had to withdraw from the Belmont Stakes.
Don Cherry said back in his day the horse still would have raced.

The Patriots released Chad Ochocinco Thursday.
Next stop: the Allen Wranglers.

Metta World Peace filled in for the weatherman on a BCTV newscast Wednesday.
The last time he gave a weather report it was raining sodas and beer inside The Palace in Detroit.

Terrell Owens and the Allen Wranglers are at each other's throats.
These two sides will show about as much legal expertise as Reese Witherspoon.
Who's going to hear this case, Judge Wapner?

Tommy Lasorda is recovering in the hospital after a mild heart attack.
Members of the San Francisco Giants are smuggling in Olive Garden takeout for him.

The "Transit of Venus" is taking place between the Earth and the Sun this week for the 2nd time in eight years.
It won't happen again until 2117.
Or as Cubs fans call it, "years in contention".

Headline: Ben Roethlisberger having trouble getting used to new nickname "Windsor Tower"

Headline: Canada-US soccer friendly Sunday night crosses line into more than friends

Jacksonville Jaguars fifth-overall draft pick WR Justin Blackmon got a DUI after blowing .24.
On the Bengals, that's the designated driver.

South Carolina football coach Steve Spurrier wants college players to be paid $3500-4000 a year.
SEC athletes threatened to walk out over the proposed pay cuts.