LOL at the Jets Antonio Cromartie trash-talking the Dolphins Reggie Bush Sunday.
Cromartie, who has 53 kids from 74 different women, called Bush "a punk".

Manhattan hasn't seen that much change in air pressure since the last John Tortorella press conference.

Hurricane Sandy is generating the most wind in New York since the Yankee batters against the Tigers.

Ex-LSU star DB Tyrann Mathieu was charged with simple marijuana possession.
This might be the perfect time to transfer to the Washington Huskies.

The Florida-Georgia football game in Jacksonville Saturday.
They no longer call it "The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party", which now refers to Mark Grace's commutes home from Diamondbacks games.

A new massage parlor in San Francisco is offering face-slappings for $350.
The Detroit Tigers would consider that a bargain.

The Islanders to Brooklyn?
They may have to bring back those plaid Don Cherry jerseys the Kingston Frontenacs wore 3 years ago.

The New York Islanders will move to Brooklyn starting in 2015-16 to play in the Barclays Center.
To be determined at a later date: if this will be in the NHL, AHL, KHL or some future players' league.

Donald Trump pledged $5 million to charity if President Obama produces his college application and transcripts.
SEC football programs are worried he's going to go after them next.

Donald Trump promised an "October surprise" in Washington, DC.
What, are the Redskins going to finish the month out of the cellar?

Saw a headline that read "Patrick Kane signs with Biel".
First thought: Justin Timberlake's going to be pissed.

San Francisco police urge the public to be on the lookout for counterfeiters trying to cash in on World Series buzz after an ad on Craigslist offered a pair of tickets for a Tigers-49ers game.

The Prince George Cougars are hosting Dog Night at the CN Centre November 10 against the Edmonton Oil Kings.
Looking forward to O Canada performed by the Baha Men.

Recent aerial photos of freeway traffic patterns in Brazil have experts worried about logistics for huge upcoming mid-decade events: 2014 World Cup, 2016 Olympics, 2018 World Hacky Sack Championships.

Brian Cashman said all offers for Alex Rodriguez would be considered.
Teams are asked to write their offers on a baseball and send them to the Yankees.

The NFL is investigating reports that San Diego is using a banned sticky substance.
To keep the Chargers from moving to L.A.

Gary Bettman may have fired off one press release too many: he just cancelled the first week of the NBA season.

I always enjoy Tony Dungy on NBC and as a guest on sports talk radio.
You may remember him as the first Vulcan head coach to win the Super Bowl.

There's now more pink in American football telecasts than their celebrity sex videos.

Nike ended its sponsorship of Lance Armstrong and his organizations.
When did they become the paragon of moral virtue?
A 9-year-old Nike PR spokesman made the announcement from a windowless pit in the Philippines.

A soccer team in Larissa, Greece is being sponsored by a local brothel.
I guess they're hoping their season has a happy ending.

Obama's having a good laugh over Romney's "binders full of women" quote.
He knows binders are for basketball brackets and football picks.

Astronomers have discovered an Earth-sized planet circling a nearby star.
It's an exact duplicate of our planet, with one exception: the commissioner of the NHL likes hockey.

Headline: Canada demands hockey game with Honduras.

Michigan QB Denard Robinson's hand injury, which he described as a "boo-boo" after Saturday's game versus Illinois, has been downgraded to an "owie".

A man was seriously wounded at Candlestick Park Sunday afternoon but is expected to recover.
You mean, other than Alex Smith?

Sign the world's been turned upside down: Derek Jeter on the receiving end of flower gift baskets.

MC Hammer will throw out the first pitch at Oakland-Detroit Game 5 tonight.
Depending on how it goes, Jim Leyland may immediately sign him for the Tigers bullpen.

I don't blame Braves fans for being upset.
That was the ugliest manipulation of a fly since Jeff Goldblum was experimenting with teleportation.

I'm not going to go so far as to say that Lance and Co were rolling drug cartels, but the U.S. just announced a War On Cycling.

It appears Ozzie Guillen is on his way out in Miami.
He's so bad, the Red Sox are thinking of hiring him.

Apparently, the "infield" now extends halfway to the warning track, which is now the outfield bullpens.

The Pistons will play the Knicks in London on January 17.
I guess the NBA is worried about European nations catching up to Team USA, as they are apparently now trying to slow the growth in interest of the sport across the Atlantic.

The NBA enacted tough new penalties against flopping.
1st offense is a warning, 2nd $5000 fines, 3rd you get sent back to Argentina or Duke.

Really nice story with the Marlins Adam Greenberg getting an at-bat 7 years after a bad beaning in his first plate appearance.
Too bad R.A. Dickey had to brush him back.