Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Mystery solved on all that ink on Colin Kaepernick's arms: they're maps to the end zones.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Nice upset win by Wisconsin at Indiana. The Badgers roster is snowier than the Winter X-Games.
AC/DC's record for loudest noise ever recorded in Australia was broken by Jerzy Janowicz.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Oprah is taping her interview with Lance Armstrong on Monday.
How do we know the tape won't be tampered with before it airs Thursday?

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Perpetually-injured center Greg Oden hopes to return to an NBA court this season.
Or so says his new agent, Mike Shanahan.
The Jacksonville Jaguars fired their head coach.
No one knows the man's name, but whoever you were, you'll be missed.

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Rob Ryan is out as the Cowboys defensive coordinator.
A sequel to The Big Lebowski has been greenlit.
CTV will deliver a live stream of the Super Bowl to phones and tablets.
Good thing, too, as it's so hard to find a TV with it on.
No inter-conference games in this shortened NHL season.
Sorry, Canucks fans, no Hurricanes or Islanders this year.
To maximize media exposure, the NHL is set to launch their 48-game 2013 season on the weekend of the NFL conference championship games.
What a difference a few hours make: the National Championship Game ended with more NFL offers to Katherine Webb than Brian Kelly.

Monday, January 07, 2013

Reports say the Redskins pumped artificial crowd noise into the stadium during Sunday's game.
The NHL is contacting them about the process used.

Sunday, January 06, 2013

14 straight hours of meetings for the NHL CBA Saturday.
Who is the mediator: Peter Jackson?

Saturday, January 05, 2013

The two sides in the NHL Lockout are holed up in a hotel together in the middle of the night.
Unfortunately, that hotel is The Overlook from The Shining.
Russia beat Canada 6-5 in OT for the bronze medal in the World Junior Hockey Championships.
The Russian coaching staff enjoyed half an hour of fun before being exiled to Siberia.
Reports say disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong is considering admitting doping.
He has called a press conference with fellow Texans Willie Nelson and Matthew McConaughey.

Friday, January 04, 2013

David Stern said the NBA will have multiple teams in Europe within 20 years.
Great, so we'll have the son of Steve Francis refusing to play for Paris because of lifestyle reasons.

Thursday, January 03, 2013

The staffs of the Raiders and Lions will coach the Senior Bowl.
This is like having Weird Al Yankovic as your guitar instructor.

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Roberto Duran would be a terrible ad pitchman for Taco Bell.
Ray Lewis says this will be his last stab at it.