It will be interesting to see where Manti Te'o is drafted in Fantasy Leagues.
Could be the perfect linebacker for them.

Seattle signed Felix Hernandez to the largest contract ever awarded a pitcher, which includes ownership of the Space Needle, Pike Place Market, SAM, the Experience Music Project and the Fremont Troll.

People are really upset about wrestling being dropped from the Olympics.
Vince McMahon said he's going to hit someone over the head with a folding chair.

Carmelo Anthony suffered an arm contusion and may not be healthy for the All-Star Game Sunday.
Unfortunately, it's his arm that waves for a pass.

The IOC has dropped wrestling from the Olympics.
Which is ridiculous; after soccer, Brazil's most popular sport is mixed-pairs wrestling.

Pope Benedict XVI announced he will resign at the end of February.
Obviously wants to devote his full energy to following March Madness.

The Miami Marlins had four people show up to buy advanced single-game tickets when they went on sale.
I'm starting to think the long-term viability of MLB in south Florida has been EXPOS-ed.

The San Francisco Giants are planning Metallica Night at AT&T Park for Friday, May 3.
The metal rock band legends will sing the anthem and throw out the first pitch.
After Barry Bonds and Melky Cabrera, it's good to see the Giants are putting their long history of association with substance abuse behind them.

Notre Dame beat Louisville after 5 overtimes in the longest regular-season game in Big East history.
To put this in perspective: it was almost as long as a Manti Te'o-Lennay Kekua fake phone call.

Several Knicks were reportedly quite unhappy about having to stay overnight in Minneapolis due to the blizzard in the northeast.
In the old NBA days, players used to look forward to white powder on a Friday night.

The Bruins traded goalie Tim Thomas to the Islanders.
Thomas immediately refused to meet with the mayor of Uniondale.

Lindsey Vonn set for knee surgery; vows to return for 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

For live coverage of the SEC on National Signing Day, go to eBay.

Michigan and Northwestern will play baseball on April 20 at Wrigley Field.
4/20? Maybe they can get A-Rod to throw out the first pitch.

Beyonce has 16 Grammys.
Antonio Cromartie's kids are not impressed.

CBS lost audio after the halftime show.
Now if they could just get Beyonce to sing a song on Two and a Half Men.

CBS reported that Jim Harbaugh wouldn't come out for a post-game interview.
He finally did, saw his shadow, and that means he'll be pissed off for 6 more weeks.

The power outage after the Super Bowl halftime show was evidence that lip-synching conserves energy.

Ray Lewis' eye black sucked all the light out of the Superdome.

Texas offensive coordinator Major Applewhite admitted to an inappropriate relationship with a student.
The athletic department was going to throw the book at him, but no one could find one.