This is the most heavily media-accredited Olympics ever.
In fact, every Sochi hotel employee is registered as a video and audio technician.

LeBron James is getting his own sitcom on the Starz network.
It's called Eight Championships Is Enough.

Sochi hotels have received complaints about topless portraits of Putin in their rooms.
I get this when I have overnight guests at my house, too.

Saw a list of the first 5 Olympic events to finish/medal on Saturday.
One was "Men's 5000km Speed Skating".
That's halfway to Vladivostok.

At a Nashville Predators practice, Team Canada defenceman Shea Weber sent U.S. Olympic hockey team GM David Poile to the hospital with an errant hard pass to the head.
Can't this bad blood wait until they're in Sochi?
Weber making a late bid to qualify for the biathlon.

Florida high school football prospect D.J. Law signed three national letters of intent: with Ole Miss, Utah and East Mississippi Community College.
While they are trying to sort out his commitment, something tells me he may be facing an expensive Valentine's Day.

Washroom signs in Sochi warn no fishing in toilets.
That must be where their rainbow trout are.

CBS announced plans to air Thursday Night Football this fall.
The Big Bang Theory said it would have no comment on being moved to Tuesdays at 2pm until it ran some numbers through their calculators.

Maybe instead of a reward for excellence, NHL players who have been struggling this year should be sent to Sochi.

National Signing Day: single-handedly keeping the fax industry alive.

The Sochi Olympics construction sites and security perimeters are huge, but you can't see them from the ISS.
The only man-made objects visible from space are the Great Wall Of China and Jared Lorenzen.

Houston furniture mogul "Mattress Mack" lost $7 million after guaranteeing customers refunds if the Seahawks won the Super Bowl.
It was the second largest mattress-related financial loss of the week, after authorities busted that New York prostitution ring.

I was worried Peyton might talk about the first play from scrimmage by referring to his "idiot center", but he said that was just Manny being Manny.

John Tortorella returned from a two-week suspension Monday.
He spent his time off studying the hallway layouts of North American arenas.

Winter storm Maximus hit greater New York early Monday morning, delaying thousands at LaGuardia.
It was the second straight day air traffic in the area was shut down.

The Year of the Horse started with the Seahawks D saying "neigh" to the Broncos.

We finally found out what the fox says: "I keep Joe Namath warm."

Didn't like the colour visuals in the Canada-Japan Davis Cup match.
I thought I was at a White Stripes concert.

If I ever have to dial 911, I hope they arrive faster than Carey Price did to the Ben Bishop-Brandon Prust tilt.

I'm not saying he has a problem, but Floyd Mayweather had $3 million on the Puppy Bowl.