Canucks goalie Roberto Luongo went for an MRI on his groin today only to find out he is 9,346th on B.C.'s medical waiting list.

Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson was suspended for Thursday's Cincinnati Bengals game after the team said he overslept for an 8:30pm meeting Wednesday.
He must have been watching NBC's Knight Rider.

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has been charged with insider trading by the Securities and Exchange Commission.
He allegedly dumped an expensive stock right before it crashed, which is the opposite of what he did when he traded for Keith Van Horn.

The Steelers beat the Chargers in the NFL's first 11-10 final score in history.
Donovan McNabb said he didn't know games could end 11-10.

ABC BRINGING BACK MONDAY NIGHT BASEBALL IN 2009

New York - Saying "the time is right", right now, ABC today announced it is bringing back Monday Night Baseball next spring, in a move it thinks will kick-start the franchise in a way that will rival its stalwart Monday Night Football.

The network also stated it will be reviving new versions of Charlie's Angels, Laverne & Shirley, and Three's Company.

In a joint announcement, ABC and The Rose Bowl said they will be broadcasting chariot races on New Year's Day.

STEELY DAN TO OPEN INNER-CITY THEME PARK

Fort Apache, NY (AP) - Steely Dan's Donald Fagen and Walter Becker announced plans today for a theme park on 10 hectares in The Bronx, in an attempt to "give back" to their New York City/Brill Building roots, and connect with today's inner-city youth.

Rides expected at the park - set to open in 2010 - include the Cold Turkey Rollercoaster, Midnite Cruiser Bumper Cars, and Black Friday Elevator Drop.

Teens and kids will be greeted by colorful and beloved costumed characters from the Dan universe, such as Doctor Wu, Razor Boy, Charlie Freak and Kid Charlemagne.

A NASCAR fan in her RV at Texas Motor Speedway was hit by a stray bullet Sunday morning before the Dickies 500 race.
No word on whether authorities have any suspects but I would look into Texas Tech fans celebrating their win over Texas.
It's no country for burning old couches.

The recent horror movie The Strangers featured unhappy people who wear bags over their heads.
Crowd scenes were filmed at Ford Field.

The New York Knicks placed guard Stephon Marbury on their inactive list before Friday night's 29-point loss to the Philadelphia 76ers.
The Knicks have an "inactive" list? Talk about semantics...

LIVE BLOG OF ORIGINAL HALLOWEEN (30TH ANNIVERSARY)



Great opening titles with the ultra-slow zoom in on the Jack O' Lantern flickering like it was caught in a '70s energy crisis.

"Haddonfield, Illinois Halloween Night, 1963"
Didn't one of the characters in When Harry Met Sally (maybe Carrie Fischer?) say they were from Haddonfield (NJ) during that scene at the double dinner date? What is with towns named Haddonfield giving birth to unspeakable creatures? (I have a wagon wheel coffee table.)

Wow - they weren't upstairs very long - what happened? That guy's going to be talking to therapists the rest of his life about how premature ejaculation resulted in a murder.

It's nice when a boy greets his parents upon their return home at night. (Something we've lost since '63 , apparently.)

Jump forward to present day ('78): Donald Pleasance and an actress dressed like a nurse smoking and driving.

Pleasance is focused - he's gunning for a Best Supporting Actor nom here and he has an inner intensity that can only come from the knowledge that he's not going to get it.

"The evil is gone!"

Is there anywhere better than the Midwest (actually southern California in these scenes) for Halloween? I think not.

Jamie Lee Curtis' first appearance.

Pleasance is jacked up!

The heavy-breathing (anyone see that Star Wars villain before filming this?) creepy escapee guy is driving around in a car that separates the driver from the back with a wire-mesh cage, like an L.A. taxi. Except heavy-breathing creepy escapee guy (HBCEG) is friendlier than most L.A. cabbies.

Jamie Lee ("Laurie") walks home with her friends, P.J. Soles and "Annie". The girls are carrying a lot of loose books home. Apparently, bags and knapsacks had yet to be invented.

Kids are trick-or-treating at 3:30/4:00 in the afternoon? WTF?

This movie is a bit Hitchcockian and a little like Antonioni - in the sense of challenging what characters (and viewers) see is what they "really" see.

Although this is Jamie Lee's most feminine movie, she's already got a bit of a mannish vibe going on.

Let's go visit the grave site - surely nothing will be amiss here...

Great shot and music choice with the girls in the car.
No additional cowbell needed.

The town cop (and dad of one girl) fails to notice that the girls' car smells like a Cheech & Chong tour bus.

Hardware store break-in: " Probably kids. All they took was Halloween masks, some rope, and knives."

Yeah, probably. But there's one kid whose Captain Kirk costume has been ruined.

The light just jumped about 2 hours in one cut: from almost sunset to pitch black.

Visit to the now-reputedly-haunted house from the prologue. Someone's been eating a dog. Pleasance: "This isn't a man!"

They're watching "The Thing" - which John Carpenter would remake a few years later.

Annie is in the garage doing laundry... "Paul, is this one of your cheap tricks? Oh, guess not..."
Annie, it's just the dream police, they live inside of your head.

Why aren't these kids trick-or-treating? Were they in the 3:30 group and have since showered and changed?

53 minutes in...(SPOILER ALERT!) someone's finally going to bite it. Why is there condensation on the windshield? Maybe because Darth Vader is meditating in the back seat.

Donald Pleasance is hanging out in front of the old haunted house like Linus waiting for the Great Pumpkin. He likes to scare kids: "Lonnie! Get your ass away from there!"

Now we have the skeptical sheriff dismissing the warnings: "More fancy talk." They don't like the fancy talk in small town Illinois.

The bed sheet ghost costume with Bob's glasses is an iconic image from the film. Who ya gonna call?

Jamie Lee's going over to the house where bad things await. DON'T GO IN THERE JAMIE!

Ah, we're in the initial mode of "Alright you guys - joke's over!" "C'mon you guys - cut it out."

Don't go upstairs, Jamie - what are you doing?

The orange-ish lit space under a door - an enduring Hollywood favorite.

Under attack, Jamie runs door-to-door looking for help or collecting for UNICEF. Maybe people think it's just Halloween pranksters...oh, the irony!

The phone lines are dead...ah, the world before cells.

Putting the knife down and relaxing: worst idea in movie history.

Jamie's in the closet (literally, not figuratively - we think) - looking for something to wear in The Fog.

Pleasance - in a fit of rage knowing he will never be recognized for his supurb acting work - shoots HBCEG, aka The Boogeyman, but yet again no one seems to want to finish him off by further shots or, I dunno, decapitation. This guy makes Rasputin look like a quitter.

Classic ending with Carpenter's musical score and visually revisiting many of the main scenes' houses and locales.

This super-low-budget marvel was followed by about a dozen sequels that had all the charm of Dane Cook wise-cracking his way through a death camp.

Fifteen out of eighty-six football players failed street drug tests recently taken at the University of North Texas.
The 17% drug-using figure is believed to be the lowest college rate ever recorded.

Bud Selig wanted to call Game 5 of the World Series a tie Monday night, but then relented and said whoever wins the completed game Tuesday gets to host the All-Star Game next year.

The Sarah Palin hockey curse continued as she dropped the first puck for the St. Louis Blues 4-0 home ice loss to the L.A. Kings and Blues goalie Manny Legace injured himself stumbling on the ceremonial carpet rolled out for the V.P. candidate.
It's becoming the worst sports omen by a politician since 1984 when Walter Mondale threw out the season-opening pitches for the San Francisco Giants and Milwaukee Brewers.

News outlets said the New York Knicks' Isiah Thomas was rushed to hospital after overdosing on sleeping pills.
The report was incorrect: turns out he had just been reviewing tape of Knicks games.

A photo of Columbus Blue Jacket Mike Commodore lying in bed wearing only boxer briefs and covered in $3000 cash surfaced on the Internet - the same day NHL officials were in the Ohio capitol advising players on how to steer clear of embarrassing situations.
Commodore's defense should have been pointing out there wasn't a woman in the photo with him.
Unlike the NHL, he wasn't expanding into inappropriate southern places.

VP candidate Sarah Palin will drop the ceremonial first puck Friday night before the St. Louis Blues game against the LA Kings.
Do the Blues really want to to do this after the Philadelphia Flyers have gone winless since Sarah P did the same for their opener?
Demand for tickets for a Palin rally Friday morning in Springfield, MO have caused the event to move from a university arena to a Bass Pro Shops parking lot.
So the hockey rinks there hold fewer people than a fishing store parking lot?

A survey of NBA GMs revealed the LA Lakers as their pick to win the league championship.
Joe Biden predicts it will be the Seattle Supersonics.

World Boxing Council president Jose Sulaiman denounced mixed martial arts and its fans,
saying it had sullied the name of his sport and that "boxing fans have class".
Sounds like he's nostalgic for those innocent days of yesteryear featuring Don King, Bob Arum and Mike Tyson.

Just a few hours after losing to Ohio State 45-7 Saturday night, members of the Michigan State football team reportedly got into a brawl with the Spartans hockey team, sending one skater to the hospital.
Whatever happened to "leaving it all on the field"?

Controversy over Brett Favre allegedly having phoned Detroit Lions coaches last month to offer insight into the Green Bay Packers offense prior to their matchup.
This begs the question: who has been calling the Lions opponent every week?