Did a 49er really speak out against gays?
This is like a Ravens player coming out against blue crabs.

If the Pro Bowl was any further off the public's radar, it would be in Area 51.
Why don't they just hold next year's game in The Bermuda Triangle?

Stevie Wonder will headline an outdoor concert in New Orleans on Super Bowl weekend.
Then return to his night job refereeing Big Ten basketball games.

President Obama said Thursday that "valor knows no gender".
Was that a comment on lifting the ban on women in combat, or the Manti Te'o romance?

In the pros, Manti Te'o projects as an inside linebacker in a Kabuki defense.

JaMarcus Russell says he is down to 308 pounds and is ready for a NFL comeback.
He could become the first QB to double as his own left tackle.

Busy week for Beyonce prepping for the Super Bowl halftime show: she's auditioning air guitarists.

The emerging Knicks-Nets rivalry is great. Very traditional.
People in different parts of New York City have been disliking each other since they arrived from Europe on boats.
In fact, it was even earlier than that: they disliked people on different parts of the boat.

Kobe Bryant tweeted that Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata calms him down.
Ray Lewis likes Mahler's Symphony No. 6.

Tom Brady's slide into Ed Reed?
Both Ty Cobb and the Rockettes thought his legs were a little high.

The name of the Swedish prog metal band, Opeth, reminds me of Lou Holtz discussing oil cartels.

"Mama always said life was like a story from a Notre Dame football player." - Forrest Gump

You know who needed performance-enhancing drugs?
Anyone sitting through that two-part interview.

In Part 2 on Friday, Lance Armstrong rebuilds the Death Star.

Manti Te'o and his girlfriend met on the popular dating website Plenty Of Catfish.

Next week on Oprah: Manti Te'o.

The Chicago Bears hired Alouettes coach Marc Trestman.
He may be one of the few people ever to leave Montreal needing to bolster their winter clothing.

Oprah's interview with Lance Armstrong is now being broadcast over two nights?!?
Who is producing this thing, Peter Jackson?

Mystery solved on all that ink on Colin Kaepernick's arms: they're maps to the end zones.

Nice upset win by Wisconsin at Indiana. The Badgers roster is snowier than the Winter X-Games.