The white powder Super Bowl hotel letters were sent from Toronto.
Doesn't Rob Ford's secretary know he's staying in Vancouver this weekend?

Two dozen military helicopters flew over the Hudson River Friday afternoon.
Security, or start of 51-hour pre-game show?

Suspicious powder was mailed to hotels near the Super Bowl.
Isn't that in the Chili Peppers rider?

The good news is the Phoenix Coyotes are changing their name.
The bad news is it's not to the Quebec Nordiques or Seattle Grunge.

Ronnie Lott says it's only a matter of time until Peyton Manning figures out any defense.
The only question is how long it takes him.
He's like an Italian prosecutor!

Atlanta was frozen to a standstill with two inches of snow.
Good thing they're not hosting the Super Bowl.

Roberto Luongo said the Canucks "need to play 60 minutes".
I'm not sure the CBS News show staff has a team, but I bet the Canucks could score 5 or 6 goals against them.

Hockey Canada president Bob Nicholson said "Russia is a difficult place to get around in - it's not Vancouver".
Spoken by someone who isn't doing rush hour commutes in the Lower Mainland.

The NHL should move the entire league outdoors, and then they could hold special "indoor game" events a few times a year.

Fox Sports Latin America has acquired the rights to broadcast the Sochi Olympics.
Next up: figuring out who's going to show the Super Bowl.

The Seattle-Denver mayoral Super Bowl wager is on: if the Seahawks win, Denver is sending a brick of weed, and if the Broncos win, Seattle is sending a brick of weed.

Even injured, Nadal could still beat me using a teaspoon.

Does anyone know why the Anaheim Ducks throwback jerseys were honouring the B.C. Lions?
I thought the Felions were going to start playing beach volleyball against the Kiss Army.

Jonas Hiller gets the first shutout of the year in Dodger Stadium.
Your move, Clayton Kershaw.

I hope no visiting Vancouver Giants fans get jumped in the Dodger Stadium parking lot.

The Knicks Carmelo Anthony scored 62 points in a romp over the Charlotte Bobcats.
Charlotte was so embarrassed, they are going to change their last name.

Warren Moon lost $200,000 in a scam involving Miami Heat tickets.
Now he knows how Knicks and Lakers celebrity fans feel.

The Australian Open would be better if one of the ball boys was a live croc.

Eugenie Bouchard wants to know if Dade County allows conjugal visits.

I wasn't sure if we were seeing Team USA's Opening Ceremony outfits or a preview of 2014's ugly Christmas sweaters.