Did LaRon Landry really think he was fooling anyone with the PEDs?
Did you see his photos?
For Halloween, he's going as The Thing from Fantastic Four.
Total cost of costume: zero.
Or whatever a weekly supply of Andro is worth.

Colts safety LaRon Landry was suspended 4 games for violating the NFL's PED policy.
Maybe he can use the month off to film Over The Top 2 with Stallone.

Washington sold expired beer at FedEx Field last Thursday night during their blowout loss to the New York Giants.
Or, as they like to call it, "fire water".

Michigan lost the Little Brown Jug to Minnesota for just the second time in 24 years.
If you thought the Wolverines were under performing so far, wait until dehydration sets in next game.

For all the opposing teams honouring him, Derek Jeter still gave out more departing gifts over his career than he received.

New LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer is banning Apple products from the organization.
Players will have to listen to music on Zunes.

Canada missed the cut at the Ryder Cup again.

"We'll be back with more commercials, but first a quick break for a couple of Ryder Cup shots."

Packers at Bears Sunday. Epic tailgating. Sell your kale stocks.

Charlie Strong is off to a rough start at Texas.
Things are so bad, the Longhorn Network is showing reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger.

Derek Jeter: 20 years with one team.
He is the model of commitment.

AC/DC is coming out with a new album December 2nd.
It will be released by automatically being downloaded into every stadium and arena's music library.

Some Packers fans are blaming girlfriend Olivia Munn for Aaron Rodgers' slow start.
I don't think it's fair to throw Rodgers under the succubus.

The Vancouver Sun regretted a photo caption and on Wednesday morning sent an apology to Anson Carter.

The Canucks-Sharks preseason game resulted in the most photos coming out of Stockton since the location scout for Dead Man on Campus.

If Derek Jeter announced he was coming back for one more season, would he have to give all the gifts back?

San Diego Chargers linebacker Manti Te'o will miss several weeks after he fractured his foot against the Bills Sunday.
He will be reevaluated to make sure it's not all just in his head.

If the Jacksonville Jaguars try to move to the United Kingdom, England may hold a referendum and vote No.

Toronto Argonauts vice-chairman Pinball Clemons lost his Grey Cup ring after he tossed it into the BC Place crowd for some fans to look at.
When did Vladimir Putin start attending CFL games?

The Jacksonville Jaguars sent a letter discouraging fans from standing at games.
Don't expect any EverBank Field concerts with Kanye West.