Washington Redskins CB DeAngelo Hall re-tore his Achilles while getting a late night slice of pizza.
Wait, did he tear it getting the late night slice of pizza, or celebrating getting the late night slice of pizza?

Michael Bay thought the Cavaliers opening night was over-the-top.

With that kind of aim, I guess Jose Canseco's going to be a stormtrooper for Halloween.

Carmelo Anthony made a creepy guest appearance on Sons Of Anarchy Tuesday.
And in the Knicks season opener the next night.

Before the Cavaliers lost their opener to the Knicks, 95-90, LeBron James said: "This is probably one of the biggest sporting events that is up there, ever."
Yeah, I'd put it right up there between a Pro Bowl and WrestleMania IX.

What is closer to extinction: the Florida Panther, or fans of the hockey team?

Against Madison Bumgarner, the Royals hitters swung the bat like Shelley Duval in The Shining.
She swung the bat 42 times in that staircase scene; about how often it took KC to get a hit.

Good news: the Chevy representative who presented the World Series MVP award was named the favorite in the next Toronto mayoral race.

The Broncos fan who disappeared from Denver's Sports Authority Field during the Chargers game Thursday night was found safe after 5 days.
Usually when someone goes missing from there it's Peyton Manning in the playoffs.

FIFA President Sepp Blatter said he hopes one day the World Cup is an interplanetary competition.
That must be why Qatar is hosting: to prepare for conditions on Venus.
Talk about your group of death.

I like it when sports media or a football preview mag has a story on the Broncos and they use a photo of Peyton Manning.
Oh, so that's what he looks like.

Amar'e Stoudemire says he's not sure why he's coming off the bench.
Dissension on the Knicks?!?
Must be the opening of the NBA season.

Alabama boosters bought Nick Saban's mansion and paid off his mortgage.
The sharecropping system lives again.

Taylor Swift attended a New York Knicks practice and posed for photos with players upon the release of her new album, 1989.
Which, coincidentally, feels like the last year the Knicks were in contention.

The Redskins defeated the Cowboys in Texas.
The opposite of history.
Dallas should have used the syphilis play.

The Buffalo Sabres will retire Dominik Hasek's #39 jersey in a ceremony in January.
No one will ever wear #39 again for Buffalo, nor would anyone ever want to wear #39 for Buffalo.

Jian Ghomeshi likes it rough?
Don Cherry says: good Canadian kid!

After he got traded from the Seahawks to the Jets, Percy Harvin said he was looking forward to taking it to "the next level".
I didn't realize he was such a big fan of the NFL draft.

Detroit suspended DT C.J. Mosley for two weeks and he became the second Lion sent home from London.
England hasn't seen this high an attrition rate on a tour since Spinal Tap.

The huge hole in the flag during the US anthem before Game 3 symbolized the top four in the Giants batting order.