TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR TEAM'S FAN BASE DOESN'T TRAVEL WELL

10. Only attend bowl games if they are in Alaska.

9. They think the hype and buildup surrounding the PapaJohns.com Bowl has just become too much.

8. Playing in Orange Bowl; checked luggage through to Oxford, Ohio.

7. In tribute to their coach, Charlie Weis, will only travel by hot air balloon.

6. Started tailgating before they hit the road.

5. They wonder why anyone would want to leave the midwest during the holidays.

4. Packed golf clubs for the International Bowl.

3. (Tennessee only) Riverboats have limitations.

2. They check State Department travel advisories when their basketball team is in the Mid-east Regional.

1. Can't read maps.